A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“That sounds very unusual” says the doctor. “Let me see.”

She takes her finger and pushes her arm and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her cheek and screams and so it goes on.

The doctor says, “Are you a real brunette? You’re a blonde really aren’t you?”.

“Well yes Doctor, I am a blonde” She says shyly, “Why do you ask?”.

“I thought so,” says the doctor. “Your finger is broken.”